"revenge is a dish best served on a platinum record."

"people think im weird,people think im strange. but the reason they all tink so, is becaue their all deranged"

"i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."

""is tha an mp3 player in your pocket, or are yo just happy to see me?"

"im not a tease, im justa reminder of what you cant have"

"boys are fo kissing, hoes are for dissing, and friends are for when the hoe is kissing the boy and all you needis ome love"

"theres no i in slut, but theres a u"

"my freinds and i are the kind to ask"how do you drown a fish?""

"why play the cards when you can roll the dice"_me

"i loved you and i really miss it, but i have a future without you in it"

"this is me-what you see is what yu get.take it or leave it"

"look pretty play dirty"

"every story has an end, but in life every end has a beginning"

"judge me,and ill prove you wrong"

"break her heart, ill break your face"

"no boy is worth crying over, and the one that is wont causeyo tears"

"im done with awkward situations and empty conversations"

"love is blind"

"dont walk through the fire.go around it"-me

i only came up with one or 2 of these, but i feel most of them carry meaning